Can't you get us the bandwidth that we need over the weekend to download the best show ever that is not shown in Malaysian TV or Cinema... haiyorr... i don't like delayed telecast of my favourite series... Heroes and Prison Break..
I did complain to the (ISP) but yet they mentioned that the ports are open .... thou i did some checking and found out that the ports are already being blocked. Damn it....
Me: Hello ISP arrrr, can you check for me arr the status, if the ISP arr blocks the ports for downloading?
ISP : Hi Sir, I don't block the ports? I am also downloading now at my place , no issue
Me : Ok, if that's the case, what sort of files you are downloading?
ISP : Porn !!! ... then he paused for awhile....
Me : Interesting , then what software u use?
ISP : Bit Comet sir.
Me: Fine, then can you check for me if my area base station blocks user to download?
ISP : Can, please stay on the line.
Me: What do u mean? So you are sure, is not blocked right. okay let me sent you the logs.
ISP : Oh no, it's blocked. Sorry will send engineer to the spot to check.
Me: Fine . TQ.
Aiyorr , i wonder if they have the tools to check b4 talking to me. Some more, i can't imagine they share with me, Downloading exciting porn sir, no wonder the bandwidth bo liau la.... huh :(
Okay fine so gotta wait till the technical guy call me back, then i google something just to cheer me up... since have to wait ... let me share with you some.... joke of the day.....
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."Happy enuf ???
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Tech Support: "OK. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'." (At this point I had to put the caller on hold to tell the rest of the tech support staff what had happened. I couldn't, however, stop from giggling when I got back to the call.)
Tech Support: "OK, did you type 'click' with the keyboard?"
Customer: "I have done something dumb, right?"