Download Speed Dead

Aiseh , it's weekend my dear ISP!

Can't you get us the bandwidth that we need over the weekend to download the best show ever that is not shown in Malaysian TV or Cinema... haiyorr... i don't like delayed telecast of my favourite series... Heroes and Prison Break..

I did complain to the (ISP) but yet they mentioned that the ports are open .... thou i did some checking and found out that the ports are already being blocked. Damn it....

Conversation goes:

Me: Hello ISP arrrr, can you check for me arr the status, if the ISP arr blocks the ports for downloading?
ISP : Hi Sir, I don't block the ports? I am also downloading now at my place , no issue
Me : Ok, if that's the case, what sort of files you are downloading?
ISP : Porn !!! ... then he paused for awhile.... sorry, i mean files.
Me : Interesting , then what software u use?
ISP : Bit Comet sir.
Me: Fine, then can you check for me if my area base station blocks user to download?
ISP : Can, please stay on the line. Thank you for holding on, sir. Everything open.
Me: What do u mean? So you are sure, is not blocked right. okay let me sent you the logs.
ISP : Oh no, it's blocked. Sorry will send engineer to the spot to check.
Me: Fine . TQ.

Aiyorr , i wonder if they have the tools to check b4 talking to me. Some more, i can't imagine they share with me, Downloading exciting porn sir, no wonder the bandwidth bo liau la.... huh :(

Okay fine so gotta wait till the technical guy call me back, then i google something just to cheer me up... since have to wait ... let me share with you some.... joke of the day.....

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "OK."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "OK. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'." (At this point I had to put the caller on hold to tell the rest of the tech support staff what had happened. I couldn't, however, stop from giggling when I got back to the call.)
Tech Support: "OK, did you type 'click' with the keyboard?"
Customer: "I have done something dumb, right?"


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